Least interesting cover story of the week: Maci betrayed by Ryan's nude scandal

Publication: OK!
Date: 8 August 2011

It's always a treat when there is no Teen Mom story on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter, which was the case last week. This week is almost as good, since there is only one story and it has no artwork associated, a headline about Maci and Ryan and some nude scandal, though it sounds like he's nekkid instead of her, which is slightly unusual in these cases.

Nekkid Pitchers Alert™: Chris Hansen sent his mistress nude photos.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 18 July 2011

The rest of the media has moved on from the Chris Hansen sex scandal, but the Enquirer still has some more dirt, this time in the form of "exclusive" nude photos Hansen sent to the phone of his mistress.

It's times like this when I wish a scandal like the one that happened at News of the World in the U.K. could happen over here and we could see one of these rags crash and burn in the space of a week.