Publication: National ExaminerDate: 1 August 2011
The low rent Examiner tells a true story this week, also reported by reputable news agencies, that Willie Nelson faces jail time because as they put it, "Judge throws the book at country star".
Here are the details, found online. Willie smokes the herb. We already knew that. He got caught smoking and was put on trial. He's an old guy, and a famous one to boot, so the trial judge said that instead of jail time, Willie could come by the court house and sing Blue Eyes Cryin' In The Rain. ANOTHER butt-inski judge hears about this, says it isn't fair because other people caught smoking herb aren't given this option and, just to be fair, gives the 78 year old singer two years in jail.
You know, just to be fair. Because if we don't apply our stupid draconian laws fairly, people will stop having respect for them.
Through no fault of the low rent Examiner, this is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.
